Don't act like you didn't deserve that.別裝了，你活該

影片載入中。。。

Gabrielle：Who is it？ It is Sharla Banning？

他是誰？是莎拉。班寧嗎？

Bree：I‘m not telling who it is。 I’m just asking the question。 If you know a husband has been unfaithful， do you tell the wife？

我不會說是誰的。我就是問個問題。如果你知道了那個男的不忠，你會告訴他妻子嗎？

Lynette： Absolutely。 If he‘s cheating， he could bring home a disease。

當然啊，如果他出軌，他會把病帶回家的。

Bree： Okay， that’s what I was thinking。I mean， that‘s how Bunny Connors got

Chlamydia

。

這就是我的觀點。布妮。康納就是這樣被

衣原體

感染的。

Gabrielle：She told me she got it from wearing someone else’s bathing suit。

她說是因為穿了別人的泳衣。

Lynette：No， that‘s how she

got crabs

。

不，那是她

長陰蝨

的原因。

Gabrielle：Poor Bunny。

It's always something. If it's not the crap, it's a botched face-lift.

可憐的布妮，

總有小災小難。不是淋病，就是整容手術失敗。

Bree：

Be that as it may

， do we all agree that I should tell this man’s wife？

儘管如此

，我們都同意我應該告訴那位太太嗎？

Gabrielle：I wouldn‘t。 Women always say they wanna know if their husband’s cheating， and they always

resent

the person who tells them。

我不會說，女人們總是說，如果丈夫出軌她們想要知道。但她們總是

怪罪

那個告訴她們的人。

Lynette：So if Tom was cheating， you wouldn‘t tell me？

如果湯姆出軌，你不會告訴我嗎？

Gabrielle：

No! But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him.

不，但是我會僱人把他打得屁滾尿流。

Lynette： Aw， you’re sweet。

你真貼心。

Gabrielle： Bree， I‘m sorry。

I think you gotta follow your heart on this one, even if it isn't the easiest thing to do.

布里，我很抱歉。

我想這次你要自己決定了。儘管這很艱難抉擇。

Bree：Gaby， are you and Carlos getting back together？

加布，你和卡洛斯複合了嗎？

Gabrielle：Why？

何出此言？

Gabrielle：

Uh, would you excuse me?

恕我失陪。

Gabrielle：What are you doing？ I told you

I was having friends over

！

你在做什麼？我說過

我有朋友要來

。

Carlos：I’m thirsty！ And this is my kitchen， too。 Hey， ladies！

我渴了。這也是我的廚房啊。女士們，你們好。

Gabrielle：Oh， for God sakes， put some pants on！

看在上帝的份上，穿條褲子。

Carlos：Well， I wanted to。 But somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer while it was still wet。

我倒想。但是有人把我還溼著的褲子從烘乾機裡扔出去了。

Gabrielle：

Don't act like you didn't deserve that.

別裝了，你活該。

Carlos：What are you talking about？

你說什麼呢？

Gabrielle：You peed in my shampoo。 Admit it！

你在我的洗髮水裡撒尿，承認吧。

Carlos：What？

什麼？

Gabrielle：Yeah， the cap was loose， and

I know how your sick mind works.

蓋子沒蓋好，

老孃知道你的鬼把戲。

Carlos：Oh， really？ Well， in that case， you should know that if I was gonna do something like that， I wouldn‘t do it to your shampoo。 I would do it to your mouthwash， soup， and decaffeinated coffee。 Ladies。

真的嗎？要真那樣，你該知道。就算動手腳，也不會是你的洗髮水。遭殃的是你的涑口水、湯羹和低因咖啡。女士們。

Gabrielle：

To answer your question, no, we are not getting back together.

回答你的問題，我們沒和好。

Chlamydia [kləˈmɪdiə]n.衣原體病

If it's not the crap, it's a botched face-lift.

botch［bɑːtʃ］

v。

笨拙地弄糟；

botched(過去分詞）

face-lift

［feɪs lɪft］

n。美化； 翻新； 整修； 面部皺紋切除術； 面部拉皮術；

be that

as it may意思：儘管這樣，

as引導的部分倒裝的讓步狀語從句

。

as引導的讓步狀語從句要倒裝：把形容詞、副詞、動詞、分詞、名詞提前，放在從句的句首。如：

Child as he is ，he knows a lot。儘管他是個孩子，他知道的很多。

Hard as she tried， she failed to pass the exam。儘管努力了，她考試還是不及格。

Try as she might， she couldn’t get the door open。儘管試了，她還是打不開門。

beat the crap out of sb。把某人揍死