可愛鬼都喜歡的呆萌小句子，逗比至極，發朋友圈點贊超高！

想喝奶茶，問了一下腦子裡的兩個小人該不該喝，結果他們一個說加珍珠，一個說加布丁。

Want to drink milk tea， asked the brain of two villains should drink， as a result， they said a pearl， a pudding。

我的出場費很貴的，要四塊小餅乾。

My appearance is very expensive， four pieces of biscuit。

江湖不好混了，還是和你一起躲在被窩裡吧。

It‘s hard to mix in the world。 I’d better hide in the bed with you。

朋友說我應該表現得像個成年人一樣，我無言以對，畢竟我嘴裡含著45顆小熊軟糖，很難開口。

My friend said that I should behave like an adult。 I am speechless。 After all， I have 45 gummy bears in my mouth and it is difficult to speak。

“喜歡會發光的男孩子”

“你是說如來嗎”

“Like boys who shine”

“Do you mean Tathagata？”

剛剛遇到賣草莓的，他說他的草莓絕對是最甜的東西，我嗤之以鼻，怎麼可能有比我還甜的東西呢，又是虛假宣傳。

Just meet a strawberry， he said he strawberry is absolutely the most sweet things， I sneer， how there may be something sweeter than me， is false advertising。

跟你說一聲喜歡你，又不會少塊肉，可我就是不敢啊。

I want to tell you that I like you， but I dare not。

檸檬想跟老闆請假，老闆問它怎麼了，檸檬說，“不知道怎麼了，總是覺得身上酸酸的。”

Lemon would like to ask for leave to the boss， the boss asked what happened to it， lemon said， “don‘t know how， always feel sour。”

想到明天還有很多事要做，就只好睡到後天。

Think of tomorrow still has a lot of things to do， had to sleep in the day after tomorrow。

我的心上人會身披黑胡椒披薩，腳踩草莓棉花糖，手持油炸大雞腿找到我，我要等。

To my sweetheart who will be wearing black pepper pizza， stamped on the strawberry marshmallow， holding a large Fried chicken leg to find me， I have to wait。

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