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一、我本是穿著裙子直到看到你和別的女孩子說話，我開始留意我手中的棍子。

I was wearing a dress until I saw you talking to another girl， and I started to notice the stick in my hand。

二、這年頭談個戀愛要求真多 還必須是單身

It‘s a lot to be in a relationship these days， and you have to be single

三、對一節課最高的評價，這節課不困

The highest evaluation of a class， this class is not sleepy，

四、你們談戀愛真好，不用花錢還有帽子帶

It’s very nice of you to fall in love。 You don‘t have to spend any money and have a hat belt。

五、以前我們鎮是有個帥哥的現在沒有了，因為我出來打工了

There used to be a handsome guy in our town， but now there is no， because I came out to work

六、我是一名保安，愛情與我無關帥哥嫌我寒酸對我冷眼旁觀

I’m a security guard。 Love has nothing to do with me。 Handsome guy looks down on me

七、現代人的消費觀 一千可以花 十塊必須省

Modern people can spend 10 yuan on 1，000 yuan， which must be saved。

八、有些男孩隔開七八公里給我送宵夜，我想吃什麼直接送到我家門口我好感動，就是配送費貴了點

Some boys are separated from me by seven or eight kilometers to send me a late night。 I want to eat what I want to send directly to my door。 I am very moved， that is， the delivery fee is a little expensive

九、只要愛對了人每個賽季你都是榮耀王者

As long as you love the right person， you are the king of glory every season。

十、我喜歡他九年他也賞我九年他的名字就叫九年義務

I like him for nine years， and he gives me nine years。 His name is nine years of obligation

十一、還好我的童年不是粉色吹風筒

It‘s a good thing my childhood wasn’t a pink hair dryer

十二、其實我是片特別罕見的葉子 有一個特別罕見的名字 叫做沃斯泥葉葉

Actually， I‘m a very rare leaf with a very rare name called Voss mud leaf

十三、很多人對帥哥沒有抵抗力，我不一樣，我根本不想抵抗，但帥哥想抵抗

A lot of people have no resistance to handsome guys， I am different， I don’t want to resist at all， but handsome guys want to resist

十四、生活很苦 還好樓下超市有棒棒糖

Life is hard。 Fortunately， there are lollipops in the supermarket downstairs

十五、別人的貂蟬，請欣賞妾身的舞姿，我的貂蟬，天天喊非禮

Other people‘s mink cicada， please appreciate the concubine body’s dance posture， my mink cicada， cries the indecent assault every day

十六、每次從那經過 都要看很久，今天終於買了，付的全款，沒問別人借錢，咬咬牙還是可以的，一杯奶茶而已

Every time I have to look at it for a long time， I finally bought it today， paid the full amount， didn‘t ask others to borrow money， it’s okay to bite my teeth， just a cup of milk tea

十七、感謝拼夕夕，終於有異性給我發訊息了

Thank you for spelling evening， finally have the opposite sex to send me a message

十八、每天都有很多姑娘跟我表白，唯獨愚人節這天是個例外，因為她們怕我當成是開玩笑

Every day， many girls confess to me， except April Fool‘s Day， because they are afraid that I will treat it as a joke

十九、你是愛是暖是希望，你是人間的四月天

Are you love is warm is hope， you are the April day on earth

二十、太久沒牽手了 拿個泡椒雞爪都覺得溫柔

I haven’t held hands for too long。 I feel gentle with a pickled chicken claw

二十一、你永遠無法叫醒一個裝睡的美人，除非你的早餐香過初吻

You can never wake up a sleeping beauty unless your breakfast smells better than your first kiss

二十二、馬上要談戀愛了，跟誰不知道先替他高興一下

I‘m going to fall in love soon， and I don’t know who to be happy for him first

二十三、第一次和別人連麥睡覺，睡眠質量都提高了不少，謝謝你網課老師

The first time and others even wheat sleep， sleep quality has improved a lot， thank you online teacher

二十四、我是表演專業的，很多人問我怎麼表演，今天就給你們表演一個美女發動態

I am a performance professional。 Many people ask me how to perform。 I will show you a beautiful woman today